എല്ലാത്തിനും ഉട്ടോപ്യന്‍ പരിഹാരങ്ങള്‍

 ഉട്ടോപ്യന്‍ പരിഹാരങ്ങള്‍ എല്ലാത്തിനും 

Seatbelt broken?

New TV too big for the old cabinet?

No bottle opener?

  Room too dark using compact fluorescents?

  Electrical problem? 

Car stereo stolen?

Bookshelf cracking under the weight? 

Can't afford a real GPS?

 No ice chest?

Can't read the ATM screen?

Car imported from the wrong country?

Satellite go out in the rain?

Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?

Wiper motor burned out? 

 WTF?

Display rack falling over?

Tires worm out? 

Desk overloaded?

Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" 

 option?

Exhaust pipe dragging? 

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?

Cables falling behind the desk?

No skate park in town?