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Friday, July 9, 2010

സോഫ്റ്റ്‌വെയര്‍ യാധാര്ധ്യങ്ങള്‍

UNIX is simple. But it just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.       -Dennis Ritchie
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Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable.                           -Ralph Johnson
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Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.          -Fred Brooks
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure, and the intelligent are full of doubt.                       -Bertrand Russell
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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.           -Edsger Dijkstra
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You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic; you cannot have both at the same time.            -Bertrand Meyer
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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.                   -Alan J. Perlis
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Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.           -Bill Gates
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The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time.
The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time. -Tom Cargill
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It’s hard enough to find an error in your code when you’re looking for it; it’s even harder when you’ve assumed your code is error-free.       -Steve McConnell
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Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs.
The Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots.
So far the Universe is winning.
-Anonymous
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Theory is when you know something, but it doesn’t work.
Practice is when something works, but you don’t know why it works.
Programmers combine Theory and Practice:
Nothing works and they don’t know why.
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The Six Phases of a Project:
• Enthusiasm
• Disillusionment
• Panic
• Search for the Guilty
• Punishment of the Innocent
• Praise for non-participants

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